Dear Mike,

So sorry to hear that your feeling sick
an sincerely hope that recovery's quick.
We understand that your legless and weak-
Your spines turned to jelly
Your confused when you speak.
Your got up and go has just got up and went,
And your drive and ambition has suffered a dent.
You don't seem to have a mind of your own,
While youe body's a lump, and your mind's turned to stone
But never mind - things aren't as bad as they seem
You'll be idea matierial for J.T's new team.