Dear Sir,
Your holiday brochure looks absolute heaven
ANNIVERSARY
Roger and Carol live next door
With Sally, Ian and Fluffy.
They always behave with the utmost good taste
And never look tatty or scruffy.
Their garden is neat - the house lovingly kept
There’s a good family atmosphere
Carol only gets drunk on the very best gin
While Roger will settle for beer.
They’ve been married now for 21 years
(And don’t seem a day too long!)
They’re two of the nicest people you meet.
Well done - still going strong.
All those lies -
those dreadful lies -
To-night I wish that I could die.
Sleep will not come - so I reflect
I wish to God we’d never met!
Dear Chummie (or Ruby...or Dot)
Thank
you for the chocolates
It really was most kind
And if you bark a little bit
We really don't mind.
But the chocies were quite gorgeous
They really were a treat
And we'd like to say that, like the chocs,
We think your rather sweet
Even in times of doubt and pain
I know joy will return again.
Thank you, Lord
For eyes to see with
And a heart to be grateful.
I love this world for all it holds
-
This life for all it gives
And if I should die tomorrow
I will know that I have lived.
My body is so very small
This world so very vast
And though I’ll not last forever
Nature’s gifts will always last.
Thank you, Lord, for everything
For letting my eyes see
Just how very fortunate I am
For simply being ME.
MUM:
Thank you, Mum, for loving me
As only you can do
Thank you, Mum, for sharing
All my problems when I’m blue
Thank you, Mum, for caring
Whatever I might do
And thank you, Mum, for also being
Such a good friend too.
But most of all, thank you, Mum
Just for being you
MY THANKS TO A VERY DEAR FRIEND
Gerry….
I really am a very lucky lady
To have a neighbour and a friend like you -
You share my few achievements - many failures
And you often share my deepest secrets too.
You’re a friend, a confidante, and a sister
You give much more than you can ever know
I cannot say just how much you are thought of
But you know that I will miss you when you go.
You’re the very nicest close friend I could hope for
And we have an understanding - just we two.
You’re my Gerry - you’re a very special ‘best friend’
And I’ll never find another quite like you.
With all my thanks for just being you
TERRY’S (BROWN) BIRTHDAY
Rupert Bear, and all his chums
Are having lots of jolly fun.
They’re at a party - Oh how gay!
To celebrate your birthday.
It’s lots of fun as you can see
Playing blind-man’s -bluff and He;
But Rupert’s in for quite a shock
They want to play Postman’s knock!!
So to Rupert and his pals we’ll say
So long - see you all another day.
The headmaster works terribly hard
From crack of dawn, until it gets dark
With cane neatly poised
He beats little boys
Who do naughty things for a lark
From our humble office below
We hear him rage and bellow
And with knees all a tremble
We're quick to assemble
When we're chastised for working to slow
The children daren't giggle or sing
For fear of diturbing him
He's a tryrant, you see
Of the worst degree
And if you believe this you'll believe anything.
What cruel tricks love will
play…
It offers joy - then runs away.